I’M SO MAD
MY MOM JUST SAT ME DOWN LIKE “I found a picture of you on the internet of you in class” AND SHE’S ALL SERIOUS AND SO I’M LIKE WELL SHOW ME THE FUCKING PICTURE OH MY GOD THIS IS AN INVASION OF MY PRIVACY I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS
AND SHE PULLS UP THIS
ive been trying to get this bottle open for 5 minutes. So i thought i’d take a picture to commemorate the event
That might be easier with shark teeth
STILL NOT OPENING
when the back of my neck gets tickled
a guy in a frog mask just broke into my lecture and is casually catwalking down the stage
"how old are you?"
"It’s a secret :3"
"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"
I had a dream about a cowboy movie last night and I woke up to write it down so I would remember